Thursday, February 08, 2007

don't waylay my craycray

Why is so much energy expended trying to keep old people from the mental retirement that is lunacy? It makes more sense to just 'steer' the insanity, so - you know - it isn't full of acid- or other traumatic event related-flashbacks. We spend our whole lives plugging away and in the end we just wind up stuck sitting there alone with Reality? Fug that.

I've been mapping [constraints: none] my own private Crazyland for some time, and I better get to go there. Someday.

"Toodles, Reality. Don't let the door hit you in the arse on the way out!"

3 comments:

Dizzy By The Lake said...

Daria, I'm not a doctor, but i should be. I think that old people are actually evil at the core. keeping their sanity is a simple way of not having to wait until the afterlife for justice to be served. Think of, I don't know, Cheney- the man is 'evil,' so why not keep him mentally intact as he decomposes off of the face of this earth. And another thing. . . no that's about it. It's all I have. I need to go smoke.

DMn said...

Okay, but then sanity should be reserved only as a punishment. OOOooooh, can I be the judge for these hearings? Can I? CanIcanIcanIcaaaanI?

Stephen said...

I like looney old people. They're entertaining. But looney young people: I can't deal.