I've pretty much held all males in my life against the measure of Cartoon Tarzan. And myself? Yes. The kindly she-ape.
"This is my domain. And I protect those who come here." [Tarzan call.]
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11 comments:
I consider myself a lost city filled with evil.
See? I know. You're all like, "Stop saying I'm a hobbit. I AM NOT A HOBBIT."
What I should've said, "I don't think you're a hobbit, baby. You're a lost city filled with evil!"
Then everything would've be FINE.
I'm bringing Jungle back. (take it to the chorus!)
Tarzan is totally gay. You should have measured the men against Optimum Prime.
I look at Cartoon Tarzan's hairless swarthiness. I pull out my shirt and look down at my chest-scape. I remember my Grandfather Bob and the rope ladder I could weave out of his back hair.
I think I will have to be the brooding he-ape.
You mean OptiMUS Prime. Jeez, Javvy. I mean ruhlly. (And he had a sexy voice.)(Which I do believe was intentional.)(WHO WANTS TO MAKE CARTOONS WITH ME?)
Plus, I'm all for a gay Tarzan. Imagine the tree house.
Aron - you mean your silverback grandpa?
Exactly. Ape.
Oh, Red.
Wing.
Wrought.
Right.
I will make sexy cartoons with you!
But my ultimate is the fox in Disney's version of Robin Hood, so what do I know.
Also my ultimate.
"Mama says you... and Wobin Hood... ohw sweet-hoewts."
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