Saturday, February 24, 2007

dear cosmos

Please suddenly present RT tickets to Granada, Spain for a mere two weeks in April.

Spanks (excuse me, 'thpankth'),
you know who

(Don't knock the method. It worked for getting on Sopranos.)

6 comments:

lanyard said...

I hear it isn't so hard to get on sopranos, if you catch my drift. "Ooh! I sing so high! Aren't I a lady!"

Youse ain't foolin' nobody, sisters. No how.

DMn said...

As easy as it is to get OFF('d by the) Sopranos.

LZP said...

lanyard, you have made me confront my alto prejudice. i realize that i always thought of them as "those sluts." no kidding. ALL WOMEN ARE SLUTS. how could i not have seen.

lanyard said...

I was a soprano.

-- Susan Slutsky

DMn said...

Like, ohmugawd, she was SO prano.

Stephen said...

I woke up from a ten hour nap and am listening to Maria Callas. I'm trying to figure out if she was a slut...