Sunday, February 25, 2007

l'oscars: red carpet

It's a big night for eyebrows!

Favorite comment thus far? Jodi Foster.
Ryan S.: This dress looks amazing with your eyes.
Jodi F.: Ya, thanks. I had them dyed special, to match [my dress].

Second favorite? Cate Blanchet appears on screen. We gasp in awe...kind of like at the thought of chocolate facial exfoliator. (Mon dieu!) Then, AP sayeth, "Cate Blanchet. No eyebrows, but still so beautiful."

Most coveted dresses worn by:
1) Cate Blanchet
2) Rachel Weiss
3) Gwenyth Paltrow (although AP guns for Nicole Kidman's as well; we agree in our mystification over her eyebrows)



Sauron thinks:
Oh man. I hope nobody picked up on that pun. BOY, do I feel like a ninny. Totally un-intentional.

But I tink dey missed it. Pheewy.

4 comments:

lanyard said...

Wait, I did miss it.

DNM, you got some 'splainin' to do!

DMn said...

If I had hands, I'd be giggling and clapping them right now. - Sauron

(No, it was that he's an eye and said 'I' and 'see'...)

lanyard said...

Ohhh.

I'm slow. Maybe it was that ladies' room pick-me-up!

Unknown said...

cate blanchet looks better in HD than , what's her name, the girl from titanique. note to self: ditch that new plasma screen