Such a good thing we didn't have a bidet.
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- forcibly awakened
- onto something
- zatch
- hjeart hjealth
- valid question
- a lump
- 4πr(sq'd) = hairea
- godka
- l'oscars: red carpet
- the line's right there
- dear cosmos
- khafhist med vámonos
- toilies/tubs ='d terror
- shallow nerds unite
- adulthood
- i rub yew.
- izzard & isolde
- here's looking at you, pants
- comforting thought from margaret atwood
- another lie i tell myself
- mardi gras not cure-all thought to be
- emi, he's going to have to live
- bio-engineering, i click my heels for thee
- gmail is a strange mistress
- lone temptation
- space rock on space rock action
- pirate checklist
- books for dummies book
- ever the romantic
- [bell rings][salivation]
- iheart
- kali ma and i offer you(r) ___
- s & m for witches
- voltron. again.
- hotsexy to toddler self
- obama may be sunshine
- wee pine
- (muscular) universal definition
- no good could come of it
- thought 5:54pm
- disinfect life
- humor is art
- i's luves ma girls
- happy 4pm start to weekend
- love it like it were my own
- good golly, miss molly
- not responsible for my id
- pineappio
- you read me?
- pulling a chain, of sorts
- the humanity
- don't waylay my craycray
- mad skillz
- needles o' fury
- touching, minus the human sacrifice
- shitestorm solution
- maaaaanfred
- woolly mm-mm's
- snoop didgeri-done
- psychologically suspenseful hair
- seesters
- mban, amb i mbiserable
- what people did before photoshop, photoshop'd
- flish flash flush
- two letters
- snark control
- most depressing day of the year: a party
- soft(head)ware
- it's proenza schouler, shhhhh-ouler
- sniffles
- 'lord'
- wormhole afterall
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14 comments:
I like how the glowing terlet appears to be in motion, in hot pursuit of that delicious baby.
Really smart for my babysitter to let me watch that giant-gator-in-sewer movie at that age.
Also, I'll take a baby, please. Braised. Perhaps skim off some of that God-shite. Actually, can you butterfly that?
I can't wait until we have little Darlana.
Le SIGH.
Oh, to be reminded of Life's sharp and nasty teeth every time you attend to an urgent call of nature is a very special sort of berby torture indeed.
Maybe it's the first step in molding little Darlana into a famous playwright?
Taken care of.
We have the first 20 years of her life mapped out, largely involving containment units.
And you don't have to say it. I know. I'm an overflowing ball of nurture and bubbley hearts.
"...and they were jailed as a precautionary measure, for General Malice Aforethought."
Darn, the baby escapes! The baby always escapes...
Lan - that's right up there with when Pablo was charged after fighting in the Spanish War by the U.S. with "Premature Anti-fascism."
I really hope he does come visit this spring.
And Stephen - I know. I think it helps that they're so slippery. At least, that's why I keep dropping them. Clever Nature!
"Easier to drop than a greased up baby."
Balls.
Dear CIA:
If either Ms. Q or myself should ever awaken to find our reproductive organs askew or otherwise tampered with, we will not be blaming aliens.
With Kindest Regards,
[wax seal][fending off menacing wax club with its flippers]
For your own safety, do not use this uterus unless seal is intact.
HY-FIVE!
Yeah.
[waving, smiling, up on toes, craning neck to look in distance]
"Hy, men!"
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