Tuesday, February 06, 2007

snoop didgeri-done

In answer to an earlier question (thanks to Muse Aron):
Yes, I CAN play a didgeridoo, though I bet that pales in comparison with what Girls Gone Wild: Australian Special can/do do with a didgeridoo. (Hit song in the making!)

Snoop: Let me see you play dat d-thang, bizzitchel. Gonna blow it 'til it sings?
Girl: HHAAAARRUUUUUUUUUMMPPPPHHHhhhh...
Snoop: Damn, girl.
[Later: In a little something Snoop likes to call post-prosuction, he invites her to his hotel room, asking her to do him like she "done dat stickadick befo'".

She does.

Snoop dies.]

4 comments:

DMn said...

Surprise! It's me! Commenting on my own blllllog!

No comments here? Really? Have I failed to adequately depict the scene in my head? Must have. [shame. isolation. disorientation.] Because what I was peeekturing had me laughing so hard I was crying.

Blast.

lanyard said...

I thought it was funny. I must have been seized with a spasm of "work" and distracted.

DMn said...

Work: one of the only four letter words by which to legally earn money.

Fuck. (That's another, but generally less legal. Doesn't COUNT!)

lanyard said...

"Aw, work a duck!"