Wednesday, February 14, 2007

kali ma and i offer you(r) ___

If you love someone, naturally you want to give them body parts...sometimes your own - still attached and functional, sometimes from an unknown source.

But do we have to be unrealistic? Aren't they making eyeballs candy for kids these days? (When you grow up, they take the 'balls' away, doe'an'cha know? That's Love. And eye candy.)



Happy Strangely Bastardized Pre-Christian Holiday!

7 comments:

LZP said...

I would be honored to hold your eyestalks.

lanyard said...

That uterine-industrial complex frominds me of Audrey II.

"Feed me, see? MORE!"

Unknown said...

please give responsibly and plastinate those organs first to insure Western-style shelf lives

DMn said...

My eyes, my stalks, my stockings, my stalkings...I bequeath onto thee, LZP.

Lan - she's a disappointing complex, and prefers to (shame her family and) be called "Candy."

Skirk - thanks for reminding me.

lanyard said...

New NBC period-drama: Ovarian Dreams.

DMn said...

Yes, a PERIOD drama re: ovaries.

We'll set it in the Victorian Age. That way, the womb will be free still to wander about. Oo, and throw its squiggly fallopian arms up in fits of hysteria.

rachelegenes said...

yes. exchanging eyes. so shakespearean. and so true. so beautiful. to see things freshly.