I just spent five minutes trying to locate a pair of pants - that I'm wearing. This realization preoccupied me until I heard this in the background.
"My name is Pierre. I have come from Paris. I have come to have sex with your family." - Eddie Izzard, Dressed to Kill
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Apples are great, apples are user-friendly, just big, hearty- you grab ‘em, you go “arf, arf, arf, arf, arf” (mimes chomping on the apple) and then you start to eat them, and… Always do the dog impression first, and when you get close to the pips in the middle, you go, “Ew!” and you throw it away, in case you swallowed a pip and a tree comes out of your head. We know this to be true…
Ninja pants!
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