"Anne, try this. Isn't this some serious zing?"
The corners of her mouth mapped the Five-point Exploding Heart move. Then she spake,"That tastes like it has alcohol in it! Like vodka."
"Ohmygod. I can do magic. It can be summoned."
"Accidental mindcontrol. Awesome."
Or was it?
[Tangential hilarity:
The first written record of vodka in Poland dates from 1405 in the Sandomierz court registry. These early spirits were used as medicines. Stefan Falimierz asserted in his 1534 works on herbs that vodka could serve "to increase fertility and awaken lust."]
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Yoze, it's 9:40 on a Monday morning. I just snuck to the ladies' to increase fertility and awaken lust.
How to Create a Military State - by Wislawa Noproofka
* get really good at that thing where you point off behind someone and fake alarm, so they turn around
* vodka
* if anyone asks questions: vodka
* if someone causes problems: elimination
* stress from eliminations? Dr. Vodka
* overdid eliminations and lonely? Madame Vodka
"Look! Behind you! Dom DeLuise!"
I've always known you'd be a great leader.
Godka hates me, because all vodka does to me is exponentially increase gravity's pull, make me sweat from my upper lip and move my bishop laterally instead of diagonally.
And there's almost nothing worse than a bishop moving the 'wrong way.'
That's what she said!
vodka mixes up pretty well with the howling monkey, and we all know that quinine doesn't work as well as viagra. well, at least I know
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