His head came off. I'd say done's done.
Not like he was an attempted killer and they'd attempted to kill him but failed to do so. He'd get off on irony alone, right?
Broken neck - dead. Severed head falls off instead during the hanging - dead fo' sho'. What's the problem?
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Well, one problem might be that it's really darn messy. It's also indicative of a lack of competence, especially in the aftermath of the trouble from the previous hanging.
Personally, I'm a fan of the Chinese method: bullet to the head, followed by a bill to the family for the bullet.
"Dear Sir,
Your father/son/wife/etc.... was so bad that we had to take them out of the picture. Since their behavior was clearly learned in a family environment, we deem you financially responsible for our expenses.
Sincerely Yours,
The State"
I like seeing how the dim recollection of posting this actually resulted. Wow, Ambien, I am your bitch.
Oh, China! You are a hard master but a fair one.
Also, did you guys used to do that thing with dandelions when you were little, "Momma had a baby and its head POPPED OFF!" and flip the dandelion's head off the stem, into the air?
Don't know WHAT made me just think of that.
Other than the head popping off. How much did that dude's body weigh...or was his neck just really pewny?
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