Some people may feel their babies are their enemies, against whom they must protect all else they hold dear.But I want to be able to respect my [theoretical] baby. To impliment survival of the fittest, I will make mine a ninja baby. (Look at that maternal instinct kicking in - I put a feeding hole in the wee ninja mask. Oh, Nature, you are a powerful mistress.)
Whatever cannot hold up to a baby, I'm pretty sure I don't want in my life.
Baby sayeth: "Respec'."
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I like how that video employs Graffix for Cretins. Man (giant plus-sign) woman (giant red hearts) (equals-sign) berby!
Maybe the target-audience for that video shouldn't be racing to reproduce.
I feel they could've used a better graphic for the life-destroying berb, though.
Perhaps a pampered atom bomb. I think that's what's in most diapers anyway.
Grim Reaper in Huggies?
Come on, baby
Don't fear the Pooper...
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