Though our annual Most Depressing Day of The Year Party is still weeks away, AQ and I have gotten a headstart on general pessimism for the year. It's our way of consummating time.
And here are some of our special greeting cards we've proposed offering, in AQ/DM Sandwich Form:
Sorry to hear about the untimely death of your philandering husband.
May suspicion continue to be deflected from you. - AQ
Felicitous salutations on your engagement.
Always remember the joy you feel now. It's a comfort in the end. - DM
Sorry to hear about the loss of your beloved grandmother.
Unlike last time, they won't find her roaming the streets.
Just know these things happen, which was clearly her attitude when she wrote you out of the will. - DM
Congratulations on your recent arrival!
Sure, he's a little funny-looking, but look on the bright side: now he has to develop a personality. - AQ
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DELICIOUS SAMMITCH!
ARRRRRM!
- AQ
P.S. I'm so glad you're posting again. Rage, rage, rage against the dying of the Birdman!
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