menu bar of the soul

Per AQ's iTunes comment, the topic arose...

Therapeutic Evil Thought #492089790387, directed at someone who may anger me, most likely of the tech-geek persuasion:
If you had a menu bar, I wouldn't click Save or Help. I would go straight to Edit, then Find. Once located, View, then Insert: object. Perhaps a field would be inserted as well.

Edit: paste: tar. Edit: paste: feathers. Copy. Insert: break. Copy. Table? Yes. Insert table.

Edit: replace.

View: ruler.


(It's still raining outside. And cold.)