Owls are weird, but this one looks like a snowball with wings, which could explain a bit about why their numbers are scarce.It's too bad Calvin & Hobbs isn't still in print.
Or not.
Xenoglaux: may cause delirium due to cuteness, loss of memory of previously witnessed adorability, eye pecking out may cause blindness. If you are a mouse, see your doctor before approaching xenoglaux. Do not attempt head rotating mimicry at home. Consult your physician if its image seems to be seared into your retinas.
Meanwhile, on pretty much the exact opposite end of the spectrum, there's this giant squid which outweighs the former record-setter by 330 at a total of 990. It was caught off Antarctica...so I guess if anyone falls into those waters ever, there's more immediate 'bad aspects' to worry about anyway. That'll make a good fishing story, though, as does the fact that they may microwave it. But that's okay - it's for science! Pinky and the Brain style...
At the time it was caught, O’Shea said it would make calamari rings the size of tractor tires if cut up — but they would taste like ammonia.
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Oh, the scarce rarity of the owlette pellet...
Almost as rare to find as it is to hear the greater owl discourse of their youth hooting, "Whhhyyyyyyyyy?" and the elder owls saying, "Whaaaaaaat?"
That calamari sounds delicious.
I'd like mine with extra anti-freeze sauce, please.
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