Since arriving at my friend's, I have:
- run into a doorjamb last night, which somehow caused
- a frame to fall off the wall and break glass all over the floor, (but wait - that's not all!)
- when the frame fell it also hit a lightswitch and somehow cleanly broke off about 1/3 of it
- distinctly heard friend state preference for a taking of the coffee black but then watched self start slowly putting sugar into coffee while the bloated hamster on its wheel that is my brain processed it was not my coffee being so assaulted with sweetening agent
- thought I'd be nice and do a bunch of laundry but neglected to check pockets so now the shredded remains of a cab receipt and apparently a novella and a ton of matches are having a party all over the laundry
3 comments:
Aww, that's so sweet!
I mean, literally.
You're on vacation! Shouldn't somebody be carrying you around and fanning you with palm fronds?
I got carried past a Thai dance performace on the other side of a window, and over a puddle. And bought a Pellegrino that then was placed by Thoughtful Buyer into freezer but it froze and exploded. And woke up to having breakfast made. Those were all nice. And the toffee they put in the Oscar giftbaskets is on its way here (in case you're interested). But, hey yeah - WHERE WERE MY PALM FRONDS?
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