Monday, March 19, 2007
bless yer multi-tasking, electrical self
My hairdryer is mighty! [Roar!] No hair can hold water before its force. No static can counter. It can dry entire shirts from a medium dampness in five minutes, and cause great billowing of fabric. Ionic? Yes. Doric? Nay, Corinthian. It is beyond Alpha and Omega, fierce, and having no beginning and no end...though, okay, so outlets do help.
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Do you ever worry about EM fields? Giving you brayne cancer? I do.
Or, I used to. Until cell phones. Huzzar!
Electromagnetic Fields sings:
Let's pretend we're braean cancer bunnies. Let's do it all night long. Let's talk on several cell phones, tell Tumor Nature it's wrong.
Unrelatedly:
A tv mom just was smelling her kindergartner's breath and I was like, "Has he been drinking?"
It took a good minute before the toothbrushing option clicked.
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