I've decided I'd like a Smurf more than a monkey.
1) They're Socialist and
2) they're housebroken.
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3) Hopefully, they also masturbate considerably less and/or are more discrete about doing so.
Fingers crossed!
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Smurf me some privacy!
And they are three apples tall, just about the size of a Harmer Monkey.
And, if they get old and sickly, you don't need to put them to sleep. Instead, just give them to an evil wizard, and he'll be able to turn them into gold*.
*Note: There are no actual recorded incidents of a wizard actually doing this, as Smurfs tend to escape his evil clutches before getting goldificated. Still, the underlying science seems pretty valid.
Win/win.
But can Smurfs hurt people the way Harmer Monkeys can? With the same vim and vigor? Sometimes making OJ takes a little tough love.
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