feelings - the real

Two new emotionally tailored terms have been developed today in exchanges with dear Arielski:

1. Underwest - n. American region commonly referred to as The Midwest, but better conveying personal sentiments. Ex: I am flying back to the Underwest for sheer love of Mother. (Germ-Anglish - Untervest.)
2. Budslothers - n. largest population of Americans, drinkers of Budweiser, better conveying personal sentiments; non-appreciators of any poetry aside from that of Maya Angelou, de-valuers of history; people comfortable with any of Bush's policies, ever, yet likely still more intelligent than Bush yet known to Bushites as, "[his] awesome, totally expendable population." (See also: military state, Ancient Rome, Third Reich.)