And not a Final Solution, either, for rats are shmaht and can be kind of cute.*
Why not just train the rats to serve the food? Talk about profit margin. And who'd champion Rat Rights? Plus, they'd be cute in bitty rat gloves and fur-nets, and maintain probably about the same amount of rat hairs in our food anyway.
*In fact, a rat has hacked into D's site and is typing this.
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