I don't like looking at fat any more than Mississippi law-makers (nay, I reckon less), and have even picked off every little bit of it from my food for my entire life, but did you see this about a law proposed in MS trying to ban restaurants from serving obese people?
I immediately thought of one of my comedy writer friends (AP!) doing a truly hilarious piece based upon it.
MS-ians say with pridefully billowed chests, "Don't tell me who I can serve. We've come a long way. I decide who I discriminate against."
Law-makers explain, "We've just been without discrimination for so painfully long now, and if we can't do it by race or gender, at least we can all get behind hating fat people."
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