Monday, April 02, 2007

why males regret evolution

This is the main reason I've hesitated to get a little monkey. Gorillas probably can't pull this off (was that a bad verb choice?) but they're also a bit more dominant and we're all stocked up on Alpha Female here...which is really ample.



Still, first thanks still go to Beth for her detailed and horrific accounts when she was working at Chimp Haven.
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousTuesday, April 3, 2007 at 9:49:00 AM EDT

    Strangely enough, I have a friend who used to be able to do that when he was younger and more flexible. Now, he dates menfolk. True story.

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  2. lanyardTuesday, April 3, 2007 at 8:41:00 PM EDT

    That monkey's balls are shining
    Like a red rubber ball!

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  3. DMnTuesday, April 3, 2007 at 10:28:00 PM EDT

    Is this how they decided faucet temp indicators? Blue's for cold, red is for HOT HOT HOT (balls).

    BALLS.

    meh heh heh.

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  4. DMnTuesday, April 3, 2007 at 10:29:00 PM EDT

    Myske,

    Then his mother must've not breastfed him and he was just confused.

    It's still her fault.

    Seriously,
    Freud

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