This morning I wanted to toy with this in PhotoShop, but just wound up remembering 1990s talk shows with parents saying how proud they were of their stripper o

Just READ. It doesn't make you fat.
So, do they start looking at them in this light as babies, or is there such a whopping disconnect in their feeble brains that they actually aren't putting it together that the naked adult jiggling around is, in fact, the same one they birthed and raised?

I hear they're doing striptease-fitness classes at Mommy & Me now.
ReplyDeleteAnd are making infant walkers with poles, I know.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that's politically correct to say. "Poles."
ReplyDeleteRight. Porats then.
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