Saturday, February 24, 2007

dear cosmos

Please suddenly present RT tickets to Granada, Spain for a mere two weeks in April.

Spanks (excuse me, 'thpankth'),
you know who

(Don't knock the method. It worked for getting on Sopranos.)
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6 comments:

  1. lanyardSaturday, February 24, 2007 at 2:58:00 PM EST

    I hear it isn't so hard to get on sopranos, if you catch my drift. "Ooh! I sing so high! Aren't I a lady!"

    Youse ain't foolin' nobody, sisters. No how.

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  2. DMnSaturday, February 24, 2007 at 3:01:00 PM EST

    As easy as it is to get OFF('d by the) Sopranos.

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  3. LZPSaturday, February 24, 2007 at 3:05:00 PM EST

    lanyard, you have made me confront my alto prejudice. i realize that i always thought of them as "those sluts." no kidding. ALL WOMEN ARE SLUTS. how could i not have seen.

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  4. lanyardSaturday, February 24, 2007 at 3:10:00 PM EST

    I was a soprano.

    -- Susan Slutsky

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  5. DMnSaturday, February 24, 2007 at 3:35:00 PM EST

    Like, ohmugawd, she was SO prano.

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  6. StephenSunday, February 25, 2007 at 2:08:00 AM EST

    I woke up from a ten hour nap and am listening to Maria Callas. I'm trying to figure out if she was a slut...

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