Headroom? Essential. Because we like big heads.
I like how the glowing terlet appears to be in motion, in hot pursuit of that delicious baby.
Really smart for my babysitter to let me watch that giant-gator-in-sewer movie at that age. Also, I'll take a baby, please. Braised. Perhaps skim off some of that God-shite. Actually, can you butterfly that?
I can't wait until we have little Darlana.Le SIGH.
Oh, to be reminded of Life's sharp and nasty teeth every time you attend to an urgent call of nature is a very special sort of berby torture indeed. Maybe it's the first step in molding little Darlana into a famous playwright?
Taken care of.We have the first 20 years of her life mapped out, largely involving containment units.
And you don't have to say it. I know. I'm an overflowing ball of nurture and bubbley hearts.
"...and they were jailed as a precautionary measure, for General Malice Aforethought."
Darn, the baby escapes! The baby always escapes...
Lan - that's right up there with when Pablo was charged after fighting in the Spanish War by the U.S. with "Premature Anti-fascism." I really hope he does come visit this spring.And Stephen - I know. I think it helps that they're so slippery. At least, that's why I keep dropping them. Clever Nature!
"Easier to drop than a greased up baby."
Balls.
Dear CIA:If either Ms. Q or myself should ever awaken to find our reproductive organs askew or otherwise tampered with, we will not be blaming aliens. With Kindest Regards,[wax seal][fending off menacing wax club with its flippers]
For your own safety, do not use this uterus unless seal is intact.HY-FIVE!
Yeah.[waving, smiling, up on toes, craning neck to look in distance]"Hy, men!"
I like how the glowing terlet appears to be in motion, in hot pursuit of that delicious baby.
ReplyDeleteReally smart for my babysitter to let me watch that giant-gator-in-sewer movie at that age.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'll take a baby, please. Braised. Perhaps skim off some of that God-shite. Actually, can you butterfly that?
I can't wait until we have little Darlana.
ReplyDeleteLe SIGH.
Oh, to be reminded of Life's sharp and nasty teeth every time you attend to an urgent call of nature is a very special sort of berby torture indeed.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's the first step in molding little Darlana into a famous playwright?
Taken care of.
ReplyDeleteWe have the first 20 years of her life mapped out, largely involving containment units.
And you don't have to say it. I know. I'm an overflowing ball of nurture and bubbley hearts.
ReplyDelete"...and they were jailed as a precautionary measure, for General Malice Aforethought."
ReplyDeleteDarn, the baby escapes! The baby always escapes...
ReplyDeleteLan - that's right up there with when Pablo was charged after fighting in the Spanish War by the U.S. with "Premature Anti-fascism."
ReplyDeleteI really hope he does come visit this spring.
And Stephen - I know. I think it helps that they're so slippery. At least, that's why I keep dropping them. Clever Nature!
"Easier to drop than a greased up baby."
ReplyDeleteBalls.
ReplyDeleteDear CIA:
ReplyDeleteIf either Ms. Q or myself should ever awaken to find our reproductive organs askew or otherwise tampered with, we will not be blaming aliens.
With Kindest Regards,
[wax seal][fending off menacing wax club with its flippers]
For your own safety, do not use this uterus unless seal is intact.
ReplyDeleteHY-FIVE!
Yeah.
ReplyDelete[waving, smiling, up on toes, craning neck to look in distance]
"Hy, men!"