Wednesday, February 14, 2007

kali ma and i offer you(r) ___

If you love someone, naturally you want to give them body parts...sometimes your own - still attached and functional, sometimes from an unknown source.

But do we have to be unrealistic? Aren't they making eyeballs candy for kids these days? (When you grow up, they take the 'balls' away, doe'an'cha know? That's Love. And eye candy.)



Happy Strangely Bastardized Pre-Christian Holiday!

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7 comments:

  1. LZPWednesday, February 14, 2007 at 11:40:00 AM EST

    I would be honored to hold your eyestalks.

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  2. lanyardWednesday, February 14, 2007 at 11:49:00 AM EST

    That uterine-industrial complex frominds me of Audrey II.

    "Feed me, see? MORE!"

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  3. UnknownWednesday, February 14, 2007 at 11:56:00 AM EST

    please give responsibly and plastinate those organs first to insure Western-style shelf lives

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  4. DMnWednesday, February 14, 2007 at 12:22:00 PM EST

    My eyes, my stalks, my stockings, my stalkings...I bequeath onto thee, LZP.

    Lan - she's a disappointing complex, and prefers to (shame her family and) be called "Candy."

    Skirk - thanks for reminding me.

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  5. lanyardWednesday, February 14, 2007 at 12:44:00 PM EST

    New NBC period-drama: Ovarian Dreams.

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  6. DMnWednesday, February 14, 2007 at 12:51:00 PM EST

    Yes, a PERIOD drama re: ovaries.

    We'll set it in the Victorian Age. That way, the womb will be free still to wander about. Oo, and throw its squiggly fallopian arms up in fits of hysteria.

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  7. rachelegenesThursday, February 15, 2007 at 2:25:00 AM EST

    yes. exchanging eyes. so shakespearean. and so true. so beautiful. to see things freshly.

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